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OH MY GOD NOOOOO I don't even care if you bring your baby to a bar but if I see you changing his shitty diaper on a fucking pool table while innocent bystanders are just trying to get their drank on I will be judging you SO HARD.

I actually love kids, but I went out to a nice meal with my parents one time and there was a small child literally climbing in and around our booth while its parents looked on smiling benevolently like "oh isn't she precious". I very sweetly (but loudly enough for the parents to hear) told the kid that it wasn't…

I honestly LOVE babies. However, I fucking hate the parents who push them around in doublewide strollers and take them inside small establishments that clearly cannot accommodate that shit. I ducked into a little coffeeshop to grab some sustenance this morning and there was a woman in there who had basically blocked…

As I mentioned in previous posts, your car is a perfectly fine place if you drove to the restaurant/bar, and a guestroom (or really, any room not occupied by other people at the moment) works if you're at a friend's house. Whatever you decide, just don't change them in the middle of the bar like the original list…

Ugh ... I'll go a step further. Not just a bar ... even in a HOUSE ... do not whip out the diaper change in front of everyone!

I don't think this is assholey at all. It's common sense. Children do not belong around drunk people.

No! You can't take your baby to the bar! When I go to the bar I want to get drunk and say inappropriate things loudly and do some drugs in the bathroom and make out with strangers with questionable tattoos, and I don't want some baby staring at me with its doe eyes while I do that. Neither does anyone else who thought…

Look, I'm just 21 and childfree, so I may not understand some stuff, but I fuckin hate screaming babies and children in public places. It just ruins everything for everyone there.

Im guessing you didnt see one of the lists included "changing the baby NOT in the bathroom, but somewhere where there wasnt a lot of people."

I don't mind kids in bars/restaurants/etc so long as they don't bother me. But I SO AGREE, nothing is worse than parents expecting you to be totally game to play with their kid, because look how adorable they are. Umm, NO. Your kid waving at me, walking up to me, or trying to start a conversation with me is NOT…

You sound like my kind of asshole. Keep babies away from my drunk brunch, for christ's sake, and we can all leave more peaceful, happier lives.

I have a friend who will occasionally bring his baby to the bar (fine. whatever.) but I get way more annoyed when he shows me picture after picture after picture of his damn baby. For every picture of your baby, I'm going to show you a pictures of what I had for dinner. That's how much I care about pictures of your…

Ugh, yes. The original list says,

In 2008 when I lived in Tampa I use to take my new born to Beef O'Bradys to watch the Rays play because if you're going to live in Florida you should parent like you live in Florida.

lol just becuz u shit out a brat doesnt mean every1 else in the world has to suffer baka

As a waitress, I'm pretty ambivalent on the whole babies-at-bars issue . . . except at brunch. Do not fucking take your baby to brunch unless it's going to sleep the entire time. Seventy-five percent of the clientele (and ninety-five percent of the waitstaff) are hungover and exhausted. Nobody wants to deal with that…

I don't mind the *existence* of babies at brunch/bars/restaurants/movies at all, as long as a) you don't expect me to alter my adult behavior, and b) if your baby starts screaming (not crying, but that ear-piercing screaming) you get the fuck out of there and try to calm that heathen down before you rejoin society.