At one point they had 11 of their first team players injured including Reus, Gundogan, Mkhitaryan, Kuba, Piszcek, Schmelzer, Hummels, Bender, Kirch, Ji, and Sahin. I believe 2 years ago they lost their training director to Bayer Leverkeusen and if you look at the injury history over the past 2 years it would appear a…

Madeleine, can we please put this bullshit in a Dirtbag. PLEASE! Have a missed it already? I DID have to spend an entire day off the internet yesterday.

What if you were the father of one of her kids who did two years for sexually exploiting a minor? Her dating history is a grab bag of winners!

At first glance, I thought the headline read "Kim Kardashian Wants Baby North West to Get A Goddamn Boob Job," and was like:

"I saw one older English guy being punched by about three Lille hooligans. His face was bleeding badly."

the problem is that it isn't just on the Timbers to win; they also need Vancouver to lose against Colorado and that's not likely to happen.

He so belong to be part of the World Cup roster. Great that his teammates felt the same way. Injury robbed him of a shot at the cup. =(

Well after being eliminated from an almost guaranteed spot in the next round of CONCACAF and also having an almost non existent chance at MLS playoffs, you can expect tempers to boil over.

Having good taste is a talent in the same way that being a good singer or an excellent painter is a talent.You either have it or you don't.

A little off topic but Hollywood Forever Cemetery has a big Dia De Los Muertos event every year. This year is the 15th anniversary, Quinceanera theme. I cannot freaking wait until the 1st.

I think Lana Del Rey Cemetery should be her new full name.

Unrelated to everything except the reference to Samhain in the first story, but are you guys doing the scary story contest again this year? Please?

The searches aren't creative because they are likely from those who are buying costumes opposed to those that make them. Here's some creativity for you. I spent a year sourcing material like dolls from thrift stores that I cut apart, hand painted, and sewed to a corset that was tea dyed and embelished with lace. I…

Was? You mean Common is back on the market? Hmm..

Welcome to the 16th century and Trials by Ordeal. If they float, they're guilty of being witches. If they drown, they're innocent.

Next stop, Toronto FC.

Because the muscles are pushing the tampon out too, and then I feel like it's partly sticking out.

I don't always, but when I do, it's because the pooping muscles were ejecting the tampon anyway.

#thingsionlysayonline

Any fashion cred they had went right out the fucking window with culottes. NO. NO NO NO.

I'd cop to being a bitch for my thoughts on this, if I weren't so egalitarian in practice. I've fucked everything from legit micro to frighteningly, requires-days-to-recover large. I'll give any size dick a chance, because I'm an optimist.