millennials don't wanna believe me but i swear ever since Beyonce came out with her latest album i've seen a lot of Madonna in her.

Beyoncé's bangs on like, the worst ever day are still better than any bangs I've ever had in my life ever.

I never do bangs because I have curls and bangs make me look startlingly like a poodle, but I'm sort of tempted to try this product now. No straightening! Just normal non-poodle bangs!

Hell of an article. I enjoyed reading it thoroughly.

Yes to the color and bead-details, no to the weird shawl ruining the otherwise lovely shape.

I love Kesha. I fell in love with her when I found out that, when she was in high school, she'd go to the local university and sneak into history classes because it's her favorite topic. She did the same for physics classes. Also also she refers to her vag as her "gold Trans Am."

I know you're trolling but I want that shirt.

This is why it's so important to have a book with you. They're thoroughly entertaining AND also give off the no-disturb vibe. If all else fails, it can transform into a pretty badass swatter.

Speaking of Halloween, where is the Scary Story Sharing post? I can't be the only one who can't wait!

"Marc Jacobs is controlling me. Help me."

Nope. Do not eat in bed. Even when drunk and/or high. I am a messy eater, first of all.

I would totally buy their first album, 'Bourgeois anti-Christ".

it should be sexual reichstag, not sexual congress

soggy climax would make a great band name.

Why do you assume her "haters" dislike that she is young, smart, female, wealthy and successful when you acknowledge that she says really stupid, assholish things all the time? Why is her apparently being a total asshole not reason enough to dislike her?

Ugh, this is horrible. I live in MA, but we get news for NH all the time and this is just horrible. The police genuinely do seem to be taking it seriously, thank god. Weirdly, in the first reports I heard a day or so ago, they said he turned himself in. How does turning yourself in and then pleading not guilty work, I…

Fine dining restaurants and some smaller places (the type that are family owned or similar) do serve staff meals in the US - it's not unknown in the industry, but exceedingly rare, and certainly not something the sort of chain restaurants that dominate the restaurant culture here would do.