Calm down, Kris. 

I could barely type that comment, because Kinja made my iPhone lag so badly that there was a five second delay between hitting keys and having them show up. 

i think hillary losing again would be the most objectively funny thing to ever happen so i fully support you

Hillary/Wasserman-Schultz 2020

Is there a Beyonce t-shirt or something I can wear so I don’t get caught up in the (well-earned) “Call the cops on a white person” day?

You bastard. 

Space Force is how Trump pays Russia for handing him the election and destroying our democracy.