For real. My money tree died (thanks global warming) (thanks Obama!)

I love it! There was this waitress at a bar I used to frequent (in my younger days) who was likely my age and had a full head of salt and pepper hair and I frequently think about how she just rocked it. I was telling my hairdresser to foil my hair so that my “greylights” could grow in gracefully and then i was like,…

Dude. Mine started sprouting in college and now the front of my head is this kind of slate-y mix of dark brown and grey. It’s actually graying very evenly and I’m just letting it fly. I love it and it requires little to no upkeep other than haircuts and frequent conditioning. It’s probably unsettling for folks to see…

“America’s greatness comes from recognising the innate dignity and worth of all our people.”

Is it supposed to say “the destination” or “the detestation” above? Just curious. Either one works IMHO.

I supppppoooooooose I could start there (you mean there are other news sites outside of Jezebel??)

Okay, can folks help me out here: is this a story of rushed good intentions gone bad, or is this a story of large-scale grift by someone who wanted money and wanted it now and therefore promised the moon when is was not hers to promise? I feel like it’s the former but a lot of what I’m reading seems to indicate the…

That’s my favorite game. My husband patiently indulges it and then lets me do the search/reveal.

Based purely on what I’ve seen here and the clips above, it seems like the character of Fleabag is a continuation of the Broadchurch character.

My 3yo won’t give me a hug or kiss at bedtime and it’s all I can do not to cry each night (while still trying to respect her body boundaries). She still gets a kiss from me and we still get other snuggles during the day but man that shit is ice cold.

Not gonna lie, my second favorite part of this video is Bey swanning in to give them a hug, then realizing they’re not quite done yet and then quickly running away

You’re not on my fantasy roster so I didn’t even notice

That’s funny, because I call my boobs Lester and Madeline.

Are you me? (Hopefully not because I had three under three). Two months ago we had professional pictures taken and I wore a full face of makeup for the shoot. I literally did not recognize myself when I saw my face in the mirror. Also taking off makeup at night is way too much of a hassle, not to mention finding the…

I didn’t even need the RCMP caption to tell me this.

Good list, but you forgot Shiplap.

My kids decorated a cake for their dad’s birthday and when I sent a picture of the cake to my sister, she said “looks great. Mary Berry would approve.” Which, let’s be honest, is all I wanted to hear.

You’re doing the Lord’s work.