When reached for comment, the Capulets answered “How now! who calls?” but hung up right away.

Also well worth recognition. In addition to being awesome, I also love the soothing tone of Totenberg’s voice.

I may have just poached this picture, is that cool? I won’t use it if not.

Can we also get a shout out to Dahlia Lithwick and her sharp, comprehensive SCOTUS coverage? For years she has done a great service by distilling frequently dry and convoluted supreme Court arguments for Slate and I think the internet is a better place because of it.

Pro tip: if you’re trying to impress someone and simultaneously get them into tabletop gaming, stick with cooperative games. Nothing kills the mood like getting your ass handed to you repeatedly by a competitive opponent who refuses to trade materials unless they are clearly getting the better deal/ taking advantage…

Council = group of folks who get together to make decisions.

My 11w baby totally started smiling and cooing when I played this song, which goes to show that there is no accounting for good taste when it comes to babies.

Yep.

What you say is true. Just please let us first win an MLS cup so we can forget that the Timbers are the current league champion *runs to wash mouth out with soap*

Yep. He is my shitty college boyfriend. He even looks like him! Fuck you, Mick! I mean, Kylo Ren!

I have a pebble time and it’s way more functional than I thought it would be. Its best function is for dictating text messages on the fly, and I can use it as a fitness tracker. I’m nursing right now, so there are nursing apps that I use to track which side I feed on. It also displays calendar reminders and as a…

Very much so! As an American whose TV access is solely internet-based, I’ve only been able to see seasons 1 (thanks YouTube!) and 6. Bummer 🤐

Would it help if they renamed the special “Jill and Jessa - Because these mouths won’t feed themselves” or “Jill and Jessa- the Jravy Train keeps Chujjing”?

It’s Bibi Steinhaus.

Bgrngod is lucky he got off as easy as be did with BPD. Those guys are no joke and take their job of defending rich retirees, tech millionaires and real estate folk from the westside (read: Seattle) rabble very seriously.

Dude. Mom of three under 3 here, and most of our shit is second hand. And holds up exceptionally well. A neighbor who lives two doors down has a baby roughly the same age as my twins (2ish). One day she posted a classified ad on the neighborhood FB page for a Tula carrier for $900. People politely and jokingly pointed…

I’m partial to “pro-forced birth.” Really hammers home the Handmaid-esque quality of these nuts.

“I’m getting the shots, I just can’t make them. (But) at some point, you have to say the hell with all of that and figure out how to put the ball in the hole.”

I think this bit of common sense often goes unsaid. I have three kids under three (all prayers and sympathies welcomed) and I loathe the holidays each year because everyone wants a piece of us and is all put out if we don’t budget exactly the same amount of time for each family’s traditional gatherings. But what about…

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