I feel like “check your axis” is a really good way to disarm people (like “check your privilege”) but it’s so case-specific that it would just serve to further confuse and enrage idiots. Which I am all for.

Hey, as we said in law school: Cs get degrees.

Please. We all know hamsters struggle even with basic geometry.

Answer me this Shmuckabee: does that mean that the rulings in Hobby Lobby and Citizens United are not law? I just can’t even with these people!!!

Ooooooooh he doesn't know he’s creative yet. Got it.

“Style” felt at times like those early 90’s pantyhose commercials. WTF even is it? No fun, no drama, just trying to be abstract.

I know all the verses because it’s a beautiful, soaring hymn. That said, I cannot hear it without sobbing (hello, Easter mass).

I like to refer to it as a bagel dog. I’m always in awe when I see that thing taking off and landing!

We paid for all required dress at our wedding and let the attendants wear their own shoes / hair / jewelry. The dress I picked was a total bridesmaid dress in hindsight, but at the time I didn’t want any friends or sisters to feel like they had to do anything but show up in said dress on the day of, and to freely…

That is spectacularly tacky! The fucking gall of some people. Here, come to these gift-giving events but we can’t include you in the main event?? What a misplaced sense of obligation. Gah I need to brush my teeth or eat a cleansing ice cream sandwich.

Literally listening to this song as I star this. Thanks for the smile!

My thoughts exactly. Gulf /East Coast summers are no joke, but West coast at the ocean is damp, not humid. They are not really comparable.

As a Washington fan, I’ll gladly tolerate a half paragraph telling casual fans not to watch in exchange for multiple mentions of how much WSU sucks butthole. Carry on and Go Dawgs!

“Meanwhile, Katie Holmes is “furious” over his lack of visits, Suri has likely forgotten who he is, and Chris Klein has probably been hanging around a lot.”

Kirkland diapers are the same as Huggies. In fact I believe the word on the street is that Huggies makes them. I love them for older, active kids. They recently changed the design so now they’re blue-ish and have an extra Velcro tab for security. For little babies, I know Pampers swaddlers are supposed to be the best,…

Molly Moon’s?

You are perfectly channeling the essence of Yoko and her twitter presence.(almost too perfect, tbh) My hat’s off to you.

Try the baby aisle. They have lots of lotions, and is typically unscented and/or designed for sensitive skin. This is, of course, assuming you’re looking for straight up sunscreen and not tanning lotion or SPF 15. Good luck, I’m a sunscreen lotion adherent as well - I feel like so much product just gets misted into…

The end stayed with me and left such a foul taste in my mouth towards men. Just ugh. I found that sometimes the exploration of the characters was a little too real for me. But the show itself really was stunning ( like the Holly Hunter enclave was just so stark and beautiful). Really hot and cold on this one but I’ll…

I am speechless and completely in awe. The law book is so....... specific. I bow (wow wow) to this masterpiece.