I watched this episode last night and I kept telling my husband that Diane’s statement necklaces were on point. You are so right! (She is a queen)

Dang. And here I was hoping they were quoting legal dreamboat John McKay.

Mercer Island goes first. Sorry, folks, thanks for your sacrifice. I was just really excited to see someone who reads and comments here that might, actually, be my neighbor. I’m more north north, so maybe we’ll both be spared?

Cool! Did you get to slide down? I heard that if you go right at the right time of year (I want to say spring?), you get to slide down as a reward for all that hard work.

Starred because I didn’t know this and also because are you me? (I too live just off the north end of the lake)

Bless you, I bet she was mortified. When my husband and I flew with our very rambunctious 1yo twins, after bedtime no less, the gents next to us couldn’t have been sweeter or more patient. I know no one looks at a parent with a toddler coming down the aisle and thinks “oh boy I hope they’re next to me!” and it’s such…

Seriously. “I am a-fucking with your mind and a-fucking with your girlfriend right now”

High 5 Pie has happy hour!

Nope! I have twins, and am therefore kind of a public freakshow. The word makes me cringe so hard, esp because I’ve found that “natural” has a double meaning for nosy people: “Are they natural?” = did you have fertility treatments? “Did you have a natural birth?” = did you push them out of your vag? Now that my kids…

The Gordon Ramsey video linked to at the end it pretty funny too.

My sister swears by the stuff. She has dark brown hair and she says it helps her space out her hair appointments.

You can’t actually get LEGO cake toppers (at least, you couldn’t buy them new back in 2009 when I was getting married and I was in law school and there was no way I was going to hunt for them or make them myself).

That family is the cutest thing I’ve seen in ages. Look at how happy they are! And the synchronized stand-up as they realize it’s going out. Good for him, lil’ Twinkie.

This x1000! I was pregnant with twins two summers ago (why, yes, it was hellacious) and Maxi dresses were the only way I felt pretty or presentable. Now I’m pregnant again, and NO ONE wants to see these veins or these puffy puffy ankles. Plus they hide my compression hose like nobody’s business.

Yep - My dress only needed to be hemmed because I am short.

Or, to save on postage, they can just kill him with this!

Russell has absolutely the right amount of swagger and reluctant hero charisma to pull it off. See “Big Trouble in Little China” or “Overboard.” As elemental as Ford is to the role, Russell would have made a fine Solo.

Eating beforehand (and also stopping for a bite halfway through) is KEY. It doesn’t matter what time of day you go, you’re looking at 2 hours minimum from start to finish.

Um did I catch a whiff of broken down doll there at 0:45? Tyra would be so proud.

Ever since I had two knee surgeries / two babies, this is the closest I get to heels: