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To be fair to TLC, there was no coming back after Left-Eye died.

Spike Lee angrily tweets his egg nog recipe.

Right up until the 60's, almost every important character of a non-Caucasian race was played by Caucasian actors.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! YEEE-HAW!

He ran it past a friend, but he's tone-deaf.

Don't all blind people have echolocation, like Daredevil and that kid who skateboards?

The complaint is ridiculous. I mean, if they hired a blind actor, he wouldn't even be able to read the script!

*Red Bee gazes off into the distance, a single tear rolling down his cheek.*

Yeah, you can fuck right off.

"Mom, why is there a sock hanging off the knob on the front door?"

I WAS SO JEALOUS OF PATTON AND YOU JUST REMINDED ME TO BE EVEN MORE JEALOUS!

I want Jericho Drumm to be Cage's roommate, with voodoo drums and swirling fog heralding his every appearance, even when he's just crossing the living room to get to the bathroom.

Jim Henson's SAMCRO Babies.

For years, I have been recommending that folks get tattoos that form completely new images once you're old and wrinkled, like a Mad fold-in.

And it only took this long because we had to invent television and weaponized drones first.

I don't necessarily want anything specific, except for variety and quality.

***His imaginary daughter, trapped inthe house with no food, is forced to cannibalize his corpse***

I dunno, the Internet does a lot of stupid shit.