I came here for the Cars porn and was devastated by the lack of Ric Ocasek.

THE INTERNET ASSURES ME THAT MOVIE WAS A WORK OF GENIUS!

Has anyone non-high seen a Clerks?

I thought it was Sonia Braga they were talking about, and I was like, wait, didn't she play Dawson's mom in Luke Cage?

"Ma'am, I just wanted to say that your powers are the best!"

Something something #M A G A.

The debate in which he prowled behind her the whole time? Most unsettling horror film of 2016.

The Thai remake of Larger Than Life the world was waiting for!

That motion-activated, under-bed lighting comes in handy when there's used Kleenex all over the floor.

Thanks, Manson!

I dunno. There are some weird fetishes out there.

Oh, please tell me they covered Patsy & Thelma as well!

Smashcut to Powerthirteen dancing with his shirt off on a Pride parade float.

Car-driving monkeys were an option and NOBODY TOLD ME?

All right, you're gonna want to return to the dealer for a full diagnostic. I hope you opted for the extended warranty!

Yes, because Michelle Rodriguez is in no way sexy.

What about that little blonde kid that was kidnapped by Ewoks and raised as one of their own? "Stands With A Fist" or something like that.

Jesus, not this misinformed bullshit again.

Yes, they are all separate bands.

It has a larger microphone so that the Feds Amazon can monitor your conversations better.