He looks like Sara Jessica Parker wearing a Selena Gomez mask.

No, I'm pretty sure I'm right.

We have to start casting cryptids in films before fucking Sam Eliot kills 'em all!

Where is Spider-Man or Batgirl when we really need them?

Now see, that strikes me as a much more intuitive casting. I mean, I love Noel Fielding, but his bizarre non sequiturs aren't exactly the stuff cozy, stress-reducing television is made of.

Form meaningful friendships? DATE A HUMAN FEMALE?

You know, I get this is the internet and all. But the Fast and the Furious series really isn't very good.

Note: Misogynist Horror Show, like The A.V. Club, is owned by Univision Communications.

For top corporate jobs, you must be able to fail a Voight-Kampff test to qualify.

He does the work of three Anglo superheroes, for a tenth of the pay!

I believe that character's name was Honda Toyota.

"There's this movie, and these guys are in it."

It tastes of unrealized potential and missed opportunity

Fannee Doolee loves apples but she hates pears.

I'd say Wikipedia makes it look superannuated.

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Hey, man, maybe there were already 122 other Femachados on Twitter.

"Listen up, motherfucker."

This is only the initial incursion. And we all know goddamned well that ads will be streaming over all of these devices in the near future.

And slimming!