"Ugnaught Stand: Abbi needs Illana's help in sneaking out from under her drunken hook-up without waking him up."

When I saw that image I thought, "I know a few adult women who would buy the lot. That is, if they weren't earning only 7/10 of what guys do."

It's not "poor writing". It may be a "poor corporate decision" or "poor editing", but it would not in itself be an indication of the quality of writing.

| That's such a great idea and not dumb at all.

Hoth Han Solo was my favorite action figure as a kid. I don't care what goddamned planet he's going to, he's wearing the parka.

Sorry, I didn't intend to nit-pick you. I was just recalling Archer's confused reaction and Cheryl's explanation.

"Straw"

This is an ironic criticism coming from someone whose avatar is all about trusting a desperate mob to do the right thing.

Nothing moves me more than scenes where people do the right thing despite their own peril. Hell, I still choke up at The Magnificent Seven's "I'll be damned / Maybe not" every. Single. Time.

Before Chicago got cable, we had a pay system called ON TV that came with its own special antennae. After 11PM ON TV went off the air and Adults ONly came on (for an extra fee). Many a lad spent many a night trying to angle that big white antennae just right to capture a glimpse of unscrambled nudity.

I soooo wanted one when I was a kid after I read a TV Guide interview with Harry Anderson where he talked about picking up shows from Australia, Japan, and the UK.

I bought a signal booster for my antenna, and the reception is the same whether or not it's plugged in.

Salma Hayek can call me out any time.

"Why meesa hated?"

You don't even have to type the whole thing out. Just Google "jizz". Image search works best.

Their "final tour" didn't have any shows in Chicago, so I flew out to San Francisco to catch the final double feature. It was worth every penny.

It's the same with Cinematic Titanic. The studio DVDs are good, but the live ones are sublime. It's a no-brainer that an audience brings out the best of what is essentially a group of stand-ups.

I understand that. To be clear, I don't like (and generally try to avoid) YouTube reviews because they aren't written.

That's my problem with 99% of all YouTube reviews and 100% of all AV Club videos. Just give me some text I can skim to get the pertinent bits. If your ideas are good, I'll end up reading the whole thing and come back for more. Any opinion that isn't worth writing out isn't worth sharing.

"It retails for $1.98, and it's called Bag O' Glass. Mr. Mainway, this is simply a bag of jagged, dangerous, glass bits."