pretentiousilliterate
PretentiousIlliterate
pretentiousilliterate

Huh, so that's what Orlando Bloom's laugh sounds like. I almost didn't recognize him without his trademark expression of intense consternation.

Or maybe it's just a fake beard?

Yes! I just watched Freaks and Geeks for the first time last month, and it quickly leapt into my top 10 favorite series of all time. I really enjoyed Alan Sepinwall's reviews, but I can't wait to see what VanDerWerff has to say.

I can't explain why, but merely thinking of the 10-second segment with Scott and Harris just saying "Shaq's bed" over and over has reduced me to inappropriate laughter all week. Little moments like that make every F&P installment a must-listen for me.

Then you're probably not fucking.

This was worth clicking through just to read dolphinsattack's very logical and insightful responses to the whole thing. Who says YouTube can't be a place for rational discussion?

This post finally explained a pun that I've been scratching my head over for years now. I want to thank you for that.

I completely agree. I have been iffy about Case Closed in the past, particularly when they're trying to tackle real issues in a semi-serious way (i.e. the gun control one and the follow-up), but this week's wasn't really a debate as much as a discussion. Besser had an opinion and expressed it, but he never seemed to

I guess we can chalk up his success to a lot of hard work. :)

I disagree.

Puttin' on the Waterfront!

:-) :-( :-) :-( :-X 8-X

Well, yeah; I'm above such vulgar practices.

Oh man, shit got real with that second question……. I'm gonna be okay, right guys?

Not even a little bit sexual?

Disney's Hansel and Gretel, on the other hand: a masterpiece! *****/*****

Caught a matinee of it about a week ago after hearing rave reviews from all my friends, but to be honest I found Don's knowledge of astronomy to be a bit lacking. I guess I would recommend it, if (and only if) you haven't been fucked in a while.

I have a hard time trusting Harris' movie opinions after he went on a tirade against Dr. Strangelove a few weeks ago on Twitter. He seemed angry that anyone could like it, let alone find it funny. Disheartening stuff.

I like to think that Scott and Jason realized post-Wipeout that there was no reaching Andy, so they're just playing along for his sake.

@ImBetterThanYou: what, you think she has Hotmail?