I’ve never been spoiled by spoilers. I knew Old Yeller died before reading about it and still kept reading.

*whispers* The Vikings killed Todd?

After God broke Teddy Bridgewater I made a bet with my brother-in-law that we were going to miss the playoffs. We then started 5-0… and finished 8-8. Always bet against the Vikings. My brother-in-law still owes me that 6-pack of Surly.

What is your take on slightly toasting the hamburger bun, then putting the cheese on that (not on the grill) to assist the cheese melting. Sometimes the burger doesnt complely melt the cheese edges, but the but heat would assist that. Plus it would adhere to the bun/burger better.

Ahh...flash backs to the early days when i was living in teh barracks as a just-enlisted sailor and our go-to barracks-party trick was the cheapest vodka we could find at the commissary poured into one of those cold-mist humidifiers in a closed room.......

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

I once had a state trooper who was CONVINCED my digital tire gauge was a crack pipe, and got all up in my face about it until i told him to press the button and the display lit up. It was balanced out by his partner recognizing it immediately and laughing his ass off behind the dumbass the whole time, which made it…

Subtract Palmiero and A-Rod on principle alone and that list is insanely impressive.

“IT’S A CLEVER GIRL!”

Where’d you learn grammar? Germany? We speak English here, pal. AMERICAN English. In American English we use “an” before a vowel sound.

This story has nothing to do with police brutality, the police. or race. Are you lost or just confused?

Mas...car..a?

And this is what a center for ants looks like.

And this is what a winged airliner looks like:

You wound me to the quick, sirrah. I faith know not how I shall go on.

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Ok I’m just putting this out there. What if this time, instead of a Beetle, Herbie is a vengeful Ford Explorer owned by a pregnant woman...

It’s funny how pretty much all of the people who get really really mad at “Bernie would have won” are hardcore Hillary fans, while even rabid Trumpsters can ignore it or even agree that, yeah, he probably would have won.

Just a reminder: WD-40 is not a penetrating lubricant.