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I’ve never been spoiled by spoilers. I knew Old Yeller died before reading about it and still kept reading.

*whispers* The Vikings killed Todd?

After God broke Teddy Bridgewater I made a bet with my brother-in-law that we were going to miss the playoffs. We then started 5-0… and finished 8-8. Always bet against the Vikings. My brother-in-law still owes me that 6-pack of Surly.

What is your take on slightly toasting the hamburger bun, then putting the cheese on that (not on the grill) to assist the cheese melting. Sometimes the burger doesnt complely melt the cheese edges, but the but heat would assist that. Plus it would adhere to the bun/burger better.

Ahh...flash backs to the early days when i was living in teh barracks as a just-enlisted sailor and our go-to barracks-party trick was the cheapest vodka we could find at the commissary poured into one of those cold-mist humidifiers in a closed room.......

I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts

I once had a state trooper who was CONVINCED my digital tire gauge was a crack pipe, and got all up in my face about it until i told him to press the button and the display lit up. It was balanced out by his partner recognizing it immediately and laughing his ass off behind the dumbass the whole time, which made it

Subtract Palmiero and A-Rod on principle alone and that list is insanely impressive.

“IT’S A CLEVER GIRL!”

The possibility of electromagnetic interference with implantable devices is very real, and the number and variety of potential sources of exposure is constantly increasing as is the number and variety of implanted devices. However, given the large number of implants in use, and the variety of potential exposure

Where’d you learn grammar? Germany? We speak English here, pal. AMERICAN English. In American English we use “an” before a vowel sound.

This story has nothing to do with police brutality, the police. or race. Are you lost or just confused?

Mas...car..a?

Impaled by a mace?

+1 pointy end

And this is what a center for ants looks like.

And this is what a winged airliner looks like:

I had ear surgery not long after seeing it (I was 15 and had a modified radical mastoidectomy, lots of pain, lots of blood). I awoke from nightmares of the movie, with actual blood trickling from my ear. It took my father and two nurses to get me to stop screaming.

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