Good lord, No! What kind of insensitive movie would it be if they killed off the dog that the whole movie has been about? I’m looking at you, Marley & Me.

A quiet, dark place? Just like Old Yeller’s final resting place.

Dealing with all the corpses would be a hassle?

Holy crap, I had no idea that Jacob’s mom went on to become someone with enough celebrity clout to warrant being used as someone’s e-mail signature. Is this contact Minnesotan at least?

I’m far from an expert but I would guess that the servers that you’re using for VPN are being flagged by sites as malicious and they force increased security against bots and DDOS for those IP addresses.

I’m far from an expert but I would guess that the servers that you’re using for VPN are being flagged by sites as…

I’ve been using private internet access for about a month now, what makes NordVPN better?

I’ve been using private internet access for about a month now, what makes NordVPN better?

I think at that point having a casket at all would be overkill. There’s no way you’re finding enough of the bits to fill a casket.

Thank you! That’s just what I was thinking, but now I don’t have to write it. I’m lazy and I’m proud!

George W. Bush doesn’t care about black trucks.

Video won’t load for me, so I’m going to pretend that it’s just thinly veiled advocacy for nudism. For shame.

North Korea.