Maybe we shouldn't use the full word "headdress." Maybe we should abbreviate it like Orthodox Jews do with G-d.

I guess the only way to be safe is to wear a plain T-shirt. But not always a white shirt. Because, T-shirts of color.

I saw a similar T-shirt recently. Can't remember if it was Lucky Brand or Urban Outfitters.

Now that you mention it, I don't know what it is about, but black, Latino and Middle Eastern guys have always found me more attractive than white American guys. I seem to bore white American men for some reason.

Yeah, I haven't dated in a while so it's foreign to me as well. This doesn't make me want to break out of the dry spell...

I love this.

Anything pertaining to reason generally does not stick here.

In my experience they usually need more like 3 months to realize they're being ignored. But that's IRL.

For me it's been 50-50.

True, I don't understand why they used the qualifier "white guys." These could be from any group of people.

Exactly. Most women are wearing the wrong size bra, even in pictures of advertisements for bras. It's kind of incredible.

Yes, I can picture it but only because I worked in the bra business and had to fit women for bras. Most other people have no clue.

"Looking for Leda."

Yeah, I actually kind of like this guy.

Yeah, this whole thing is kind of depressing, to be honest.

They just have crazy friends. I've never heard of this.

Exactly. My experience is nothing like this. I'm busy trying to make the rent.

That's what I thought. Man, they are really milking this marriage thing.

WTF? When did this become a common practice? Why are they having more than one shower? I hope it's at least with different guests.

I understand baby showers because of giving gifts for the baby. But I don't understand the multi-event weddings.