I was saying this through the entire article. “Yeah, you keep telling yourself that...”

This. It’s like shorthand for pedophilia.

Same for the schools near me.
Also, in real life, when they are worn as a uniform, the skirts are usually longer.

Neither have I and I don’t even have a kid. I just don’t have much money after paying the bills.

Yes.

I think Amy and Laurie were better suited to each other anyway.

Jo didn’t want to marry Laurie. He proposed and she rejected him. 

This never occurred to me either.

Cigarette Smoking Man will be brought out of retirement.

That’s what I thought this article was about. Drugging the kid so she could enjoy the movie.

I can’t believe he is even talking to us.

Seriously. I can’t believe someone actually did an article on this. I’d rather have a DVD plan than be one of those eejits crying about how they can’t watch some program anymore because it’s no longer streaming on Netflix.

Now you know people who do.

Me too. I originally signed up for both streaming and DVD service and I kept the DVD service because of the wider selection.

I guess it’s a surprise to some people.

Me too. I have been baffled by this, especially since so many people seem utterly dependent on Netflix’ decisions about what to keep and what to remove from the streaming service.

This is because they have basically become two separate businesses. Netflix (streaming) and Netflix DVD. They sent out an email about it a few years ago, but I think they only notified people who subscribed to both services.

This is because many of the best films on Netflix are only available through DVD. You can’t get them via streaming.

No one is forced to pledge a sorority.

Thank you. I can’t imagine why they think that pictures of the K’s would inspire us to wear shorts in imitation of them. Anyway I’m not sure she is even wearing shorts in the first picture, so much as skintight petal pushers.