I didn’t watch MNF last night. Because it was Rams vs Chiefs. They both suck. They have a combined 0 Super Bowl titles this fucking millennium. Just because when they play each other their defenses suck together resulting in a million points, that does not mean the game was “the best game ever”. It means your a…

Ok let’s get real for a second. I think there are only two basic use cases for any iPad: porn and kids.  

ok I realize this sounds crazy but hear me out: I was feeling good after hearing the cast say he would be in almost every episode but then when I saw the sex doll in the trailer I thought “is this what they meant? Were they just implying we would see his likeness?” 

“he’s really just a guy who made an electric car that rich people like to drive.”

This article seems to be stretching pretty far in my opinion. The thesis is weak and the supporting arguments willfully ignore the context of the movie. This is specifically the Marvel franchise known for not being too serious or taking anything too seriously. A heavy scene spelling out the relationship more than what…

If only Nintendo had given us any specifics on their Switch online service I would know whether to purchase this. It will seem silly to purchase this if by this time next year I could have gotten most if not all of these games through my subscription to the online service. But I would certainly buy it if I knew some…

If only Nintendo had given us any specifics on their Switch online service I would know whether to purchase this. It…

That kind of thinking is exactly what you shouldn’t be doing while watching fallen kingdom. Your head will explode. 

I’m in the same boat. I am buying at $40. Let’s see how long it takes to get there.

I feel like Bay read the script and said “Ok, so there will be very little narrative and every episode we will get to blow some shit up. I’m in!”

The someone else is a crazy drunk who happens to be able to fly anything ever made. I think this is highly likely to happen.

If they pick up last man standing I am going to boycott the network. they dumped three actually creative and funny shows (The Mick! Wtf!) so they could jump on the conservative family show bandwagon and they deserve to lose tons of viewers. LMS is derivative bullshit and the show creatively ran its course in the…

But would you say that to Hemsworth’s face? Seriously though your right.

Exactly. Every sane person on earth knew it meant nothing as soon as Black Panther disappeared. But is no one considering the multiverse? Or specifically that Thanos created another dimension which is why the number “killed” is exactly half? What if the next one starts with Black Panther and Spider-Man watching their…

Robots: They’re just like the rest of us.

How dare you speak ill of Sky Captain! I am going to go watch it again tonight just to spite you. I bet it’s aged perfectly...

Avengers 4: The Electric Boogaloo.

Avengers 4: The Electric Boogaloo.

Avengers 4: The Electric Boogaloo.

I feel like this is the case with most King novels that aren’t the novellas. Famous exception being the Shining.

Deadpool Drama Deepens Due to Donald Divulging Dank Draft. There I fixed it for you!