I rage about this all the time! I also have never actually been part of a union so I feel a little like a hipocrite.

That’s the real question. But really what would be more on point is if kotaku did a review of the game that was just entirely a review of the ARG itself.

Woah wait. So this game did a thing were it intentionally pretended to fry your memory card as part of some “insanity” mode?! That seems freaky as hell and I’ve never heard of it. What did it do? When did the card return to normal?

I think you’ll be mighty impressed with Mario Run once you play it. It really does feel way more like a classic Mario game made convenient for mobile rather than something like temple run. Unlike a lot of the procedurally generated runners, the levels are exactly the same each play through (including obstacles and…

Yeah it’s kind of like how apparently the Nintendo classic actually exists but no one I even know has actually gotten their hands on it. Each store got like two copies on launch day and that’s it. Which really is insane given a) they could have easily anticipated huge demand, b) the product has no rare or new…

This needs a movie. Hell a franchise. Here is what I am envisioning: Movie 1 - Cruis’n USA, the movie. Ryan Reynolds is the lead. Emily Blunt is co star. It is basically true to the game in that it is about a series of increasingly complex races through the heart of major American cities. Movie 2 - Cruis’n World.…

This fan theory writes itself. After the inevitable eight seasons of this master class in comedy, we get to the Series Finale. Kevin wakes up in a familiar bedroom. He turns over to see Leah Remini asleep next to him. He says “Honey, wake up, you won’t believe the dream I just had”.

He got around 19% I believe in the general election. That’s by far the biggest in our lifetimes.

I like this! Could also include in depth interviews with state and local representatives on the “cultural and economic impact” they expect from the “big game”. Their confused and bewildered faces would be great to see. Also keep a running tally of hotel bookings e.g. “We called the Holiday Inn in Bridgeport, and a…

I thought the same thing. But in the trailer it looks like he’s using a pro controller, which would make sense as he is supposed to be a pro gamer. The single left or right Joy Con as a standalone is the configuration that most of us worry will be hard to use and its very likely he never got to experience the feel of…

I once came up with an actually legitimate way to do this: The way it worked was, between kick off of the game and halftime you can choose to switch an active player out for a player on your bench. The player switching in could have already started their game or not. You don’t keep the points already earned for the…

Ain’t that the truth! Its precisely why the internet is filled with negative comments. My most starred Kinja comment was one where I compared Adam Sandler movies to colonoscopies. Hard to call it my “finest hour”.

Exactly! Which actually makes it worse when you think about it. Unless they were trying to let us down easy...

Well he’s a few things beyond a bullshit artist...For instance, he’s an admitted sexual assailant, a raging misogynist, a lover of former KGB hit men, and last but certainly not least, he’s a blatant racist.  

Just today I saw on a really big media outlet. Really big, believe me. I saw people saying its rigged folks. Its rigged bigly. But that’s what Hillary needs because as a woman she’s so frail and sickly. She needs all the help she can get folks. Weak!

Much like my fantasy team, as Cam Newton goes, so goes the Panthers. This isn’t rocket science.

I use this question! Its great because they don’t seem to get it often and it throws them off their game a little. That can show you a different side of the interviewer which is helpful. Another one that can trip them up is to ask about how the position came open. “Was this position newly created, or did the previous…

Oh my all the jokes....

Definitely! They should write a story about it. Jezebel has done more with less before.