I vote for the birds rights activist in place of Yoko.

My dad is a surgeon and he reports constantly joking around with the nurses/surgical staff during operations. Some people hear this and are all, “what the hockey sticks! He needs to be focused and serious!!!” After performing life-saving surgery day in and day out for more than 20 years... how somber can you really be…

Okay, first of all, I get what this lady is saying but if I ever needed an abortion I would much prefer the tone of whoever is talking to me about it to be “casual”. It’s just a medical procedure, it doesn’t need to be a harrowing and incredibly serious discussion.
I get why she feels the need to apologize, but I don’t…

Okay so I want to be all feminist enraged...but Komen is shit...

Natural reproduction has been abolished and human beings are bred in hatcheries... Society has become caste-based... soft control exercised over pliant populations

We read Left Hand of Darkness, Dune, and Stars My Destination. Best class I’ve taken in college so far, no comparison.

I went to a Jesuit school for a bit

She sees her as a role model.

“Maria doesn’t have any issues with Giuliana. She sees her as a role model. Giuliana doesn’t feel the same way.”

However, if Chris Farley were still alive...

I’m not entierly sure she’s doing her regular stick in this one. The character description I’ve heard suggested she was a bit more serious (she was a well regarded academic until her connection to Christen Wigg’s chracter and their ghost hunting came to light, and now she’s blackballed) so maybe she’s toning it down…

They ended up with what’s basically an SNL cast.

I never understood why Egon had fluffy blond hair in the animated series. I’ve been told that it was to distinguish the characters from each other, but it still seems like a weird choice.

Gawker bases most of their stories off of everyone’s cookies and I think everyone deletes their cookies except me and all I use the internet for is watching Amy Schumer, so Jezebel figures they need to inject as much Schumer into their daily programming.

How dad braids his twins’ hair.

I work with a bunch of Chinese people who constantly cook our family dinners with still-in-shell shrimp. They eat the shells and I’m the oddball that’s like “thanks but no thanks.”

Bootleg-hypnotize

Sometimes, people from production would stand outside your room, when you’d think that they didn’t know you were up. They’d whisper, “You have to get him back to Buckingham Palace. The Royal Family’s very upset. They’re not happy about the show. It’s this new thing they’ve never done before, and they’re trying to be…