Personal anecdote wars are my favorite kinds of wars. Fight, fight!

Anna Camp and the other chick got written out of the show for budgetary reasons, no? At least that’s how they spun it. Was there something more to that?

I have trouble making new friends on the Meat Plane as well.

This might just be me, but I’m not really reading into what is causing the uproar around this quote. To me, this is saying that it is harder to make female friends than it is to find a man to sleep with.

This makes me feel better. I just moved to a new town/ state last year and I am finding it so hard to make friends. I am also a new mother so the whole thing feels like first dates.

Had to remind me, didn’t you?

For everyone commenting with anecdotes about their Hapa friends/relatives/dog walkers/random persons: NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

I want so badly to admire Emma Stone. I loved Easy A. Really just adore that movie. But jeezus fuck is she making it impossible. Between this and The Help and how many Woody Allen movies? I'm kinda done. She is not Olive.

It’s also crazy that Aloha came out at the same time as this incredible William Finnegan personal history about Hawaii and race and surfing and devotion, in the New Yorker—make that white man’s Hawaii story into as nuanced a movie as the piece was and I’d be there for it 100%

What kicks me though is that “Allison Ng,” minor spelling differences aside, is my actual daughter’s name. She happens to be 50% Chinese. Imagine it sure would have been cool for her to see a positive character with HER NAME who was an actual Asian person. Instead it’s the usual “no one looks like me” crap.…

“Emma Stone plays a character named “Allison Ng” in the new Cameron Crowe movie Aloha. Her character, who’s supposed to be a quarter Hawaiian and a quarter Chinese“

Sardines are a fantastic pantry item. Healthy, high protein, and go great in salads, pastas, toppers on crackers, and many other things.

My vagina just clamped shut like a bear trap.

Definitely assumed this was some weird religious reformulation.

I hope his inner monologue reads like Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

A big chef’s salad. By the end of most weeks we’ll typically have some lettuce and a hodge podge of vegetables / meats that probably have a day or two left of still being good. I’ll occasionally swing by the grocery store for more lettuce to throw into the mix. Most of the time, it turns out pretty tasty, and we…

Fritata or quesedilla. Usually fritata.
Cook everything together, add lightly whipped eggs, bake/broil. filling, healthy as long as your leftovers are healthy, fast.

This trick works well, I’ve tried it for both cilantro and parsley

Other cool tricks that work for me:

Green onions/scallions: wrap them in a paper towel (or real towel, whatever) and store them in the drawers - works real good like and lasts weeks. I tried the above water trick on them and no such luck

Lettuce: remove…