You’d be surprised how may hurt feelings that would create. Lots of people equate love with useless crap.

Except that kidnapping by strangers is ridiculously rare. Also, the baby’s one — if he’s alone for long enough to go to a stranger anyhow, something already went wrong.

My fiance has two kids from a prior marriage and he said he curtailed some (but certainly not all or even most) of this by saying, “Oh, great, they will be SO excited to have this and donate another toy to charity”. Which is true. That IS what he did with them. They would get something new and then choose another toy…

Not everyone can breastfeed. Sure, it’s “free”, but sometimes it just doesn’t work and there’s a lot of shame surrounding moms who use formula. Please rethink before making comments like this, I know I’m not alone in reading this type of thing and remembering the horrible struggle that trying to breastfeed was, how…

More like, the vast majority of kidnappers know the child’s name.

... because the kidnapper is the estranged ex-spouse.

Don’t want your child kidnapped, suck it up and don’t get divorced.

If my sibling sent me this, I’d send the kid a picture book and a hat with his name on it out of spite.

She knew him for that long? I've known kids for that long. She watched him grow up.

Is everyone at Coachella thin? I feel like I'd look like a hog if I ever went.

Is a requirement for entry to Cochella that you have the body structure of an Abercrombie model?

I was never asked out either! So I just did the asking! Embarrassing but kind of worth it!

I got rejected many, many times. Some of them in public (the cafeteria is not the place to tell a girl that you think she’s not pretty enough for you) And a few of my dates even stood me up because they found someone better or just decided not to go. But I always went to the dance and had fun. I should have been more…

Called the teacher “Mom”. Even Milhouse beat me up that day.

This isn’t embarrassing for me, but more for the rest of the school.

Both of those are good points and potentially correct, but I really believe he thought I would never agree to do it. Like that was him calling my bluff, but he underestimated the desperation of a socially-awkward band geek determined to fit in.

I do not understand the logic behind him making you wear your dress. Was it specifically for humiliation purposes, or was that somehow “proof” that your clothes never came off that night?

This was so long ago... It was my sophomore year, maybe my second high school dance and, being on the periphery of the popular crowd, I was determined to look natural doing those highly suggestive bump-n-grind dance moves that were all the rage with the kids. I felt like I had it down and I actually got a dance with…

My most embarrassing moment is having never attended prom, or senior ball, or homecoming or any of those damn things. I was never asked out by any guy - even once - in high school, and even though I now know it’s stupid (I could have asked a guy to one of these dances), to this day, nearly 20 years later, I’m so self…

I white girl popped and locked it at my senior prom and ended up spraining my knee really bad. Ended up going to the hospital later on. No drugs or alcohol involved, did this fail 100% sober.

Not an embarrassing moment, per se, but an embarrassing dance. For two years in high school, I was part of a group of girls who would get shuttled down to the Air Force Academy for dances with the freshmen cadets. They would line up outside the bus as we lined up in it, and whoever you paired up with was your date for…