I came here to post the poor one (one of my favorite gifs ever), and have now been blessed with your fire one. I am so happy right now.

Garten filed the lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Manhattan yesterday, after initally sending her beloved husband Jeffrey out to handle things but he returned with only a wilted bunch of parsley.

Jeffrey's gonna love this.

Yeah the Jennifer Lawrence misdirect is some next-level shit

Kara, as a proud citizen of the #whodatnation who has been trying to recover from the Jimmy Graham news for the last 48 hours, I really appreciate Drew's inclusion in this week's Shade Court.

You would think Ghostbusters was fucking Casablanca or Citizen Kane the way some of these dildos are acting. Last time i watched the movie i don't recall seeing "Penis Required" printed anywhere on the proton packs. Now don't get me wrong, i love me some bustin. But let's not forget this movie started with a supposed…

I'm surprised the writer didn't go with throwing shade—HELLO THROWING! That's a sports word!

I'm surprised the writer didn't go with throwing shade—HELLO THROWING! That's a sports word

I was hoping you would do the Chloe shade! She had such a great red herring in there.

Oh God. Here's my new BJ outfit.

Tits and ass.

You just lobbed a bomb, Bob Loblaw!

UMM 15+6= 21...not 23... I think you'd get left at the altar, too.

I mean, like, I give a lot of blowjobs, and I sincerely enjoy them, and I do not understand this thing. Even for a really porny blowjob (wow, my computer recognizes "porny" as a word, that's disturbing) - the only time I've gotten anything on me is if I've been letting the guy come on my face/boobs/something, and if…

I wondered the same thing aloud to my boyfriend when we were watching this ep. The only thing I can figure is that he likes to cum on her face and she didn't want to get it on her clothes? IDK...

Everybody knows that if you want to REALLY turn on guys raised on porn nowadays, you gotta stare up at them, make moan-y sounds of dick-sucking joy, and let that load dribble and sputter out of your mouth because "it's soooooo MUCH!"

Oh my god, Lindsay, I feel you girl. Everyone is keeps telling me my picture is totally photoshopped and it's like, no it's not, it's just the instagram filter. #needtodomyrootslol #myeyesphotographblue #mindykalingismybff #blessed

Maybe her ass is so dense that gravitational lensing is bending the light from the door.