Is that a truth you realized when you starved yourself and wandered away from the group?

Wow. I can spend $30+ a week just on fruit sometimes :-) Granted, it lasts a little longer than just a week usually.

I hope Fred and Friends, the makers of these novelty baking cups, sue the surgery practice for using their product images in this ad campaign, since I'm fairly certain they didn't ok this.

Every item in the shop is like something from fake Chloe Sevigny's life.

Jenny McCarthy WOULD love Jason Biggs. Let's ship them to a deserted island.

Should you be a girl that goes into a room with four men drinking. Should you? Even if you think you know them?

As a niece myself, all I can think is "Thanks for sharing this thing that did not happen to you, Aunt Jada." Oh, family. Never change, but please change.

Is this about wanting to be the cool girl or is this about wanting to set a standard for yourself?"

That picture of Prince George is cute, but when my younger daughter was not much older than that, we took her to a butterfly house as well. One butterfly flitted over and landed on her head, much to the delight of everyone watching. Only after a few seconds, she reached up, looking slightly annoyed, and grabbed it.…

My cocktail shaker died recently, so instead I made a margarita using a mason jar previously used to make kimchi... which is to say, I had a slightly umami-flavored marg from fish sauce that had leached into the glass.

I've decided this means cheap Chinese food is good for me. Because SCIENCE.

would anyone like to read my lifestyle blog its mostly about chipotle drinking too much and wearing sweatpants

I couldn't figure out whether she had tried to lift said vibrator from a baby carriage or she was riding in said carriage whilst lifting the vibrator. Turns out I was wrong on both counts. Goodnight.

Devil cramps have me wondering just how bad pregnancy could be if it gets rid of the pain and the mess for nine months. Jezzies who've reproduced: did you notice/enjoy not menstruating once you found out you were pregnant? Were the symptoms of any trimester bad enough to not make up for not cramping/vomiting/losing…

I am open to the theory that the Royal family are lizards from space.

I think someone else nailed it when they said that the dress looks like a leopard had rolled around in a box of fruity pebbles. Or did they say fruit loops? In any event, I think the fruity pebbles description is better.

The ham is now in its stomach. Who won exactly?

Cat's all, "Don't care. Got ham."

"Also, I caught gonnorhea from the employee restroom in 1999. I plan on stopping in and returning that to where I found it as well."

In America, you understand cartoon. In Soviet Russia, cartoon understands you.