That abortion is never addressed in the bible still totally blows my mind. How is it something we in the modern era debate around in circles endlessly but no one thought to include anything, one way or another, in the bible? WTF?

I mean, I know that your dismissal was for the best, but I’m super bummed because it genuinely made me laugh. Like, ALL babies have ESP? Did they mean something other than extra sensory perception and I’m just an ignorant ass? So many questions.

ESP BABIES SAVE ‘EM ALL

This issue is far too complicated and personal for me to give a shit about what other people think. Honestly.

This whole rant reeks of WELL CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER THEN?

You’re doing it all wrong, you pay for the abortion with your food stamps then you trade the

haha oh god, I meant TVs!!

It is so much smarter to try and foster the kind of customers you want instead of trying to please the ones you want to go the fuck home.

Ugh this is like a customer I had once who thanked me for bringing him a to go box and I said “no problem!” and he went off for like 10 minutes about how he hadn’t assumed it was a problem and why would it be a problem and blah blah blah.

Man, I used to love to chug a glass of ice cold milk. I think I was in college by the time my gut started protesting.

I worked for Trudy’s (a tex mex chain in Austin) for a little while in college and they managed to cover the bases as such:

COLDEMORT! I love you forever.

There aren’t words to express how much I enjoyed this.

TRULY A GROUNDBREAKING TAKE ON THINGS, MR. SEINFELD.

Seriously, I loved my wedding dress, but this... dyinnnng

ha, perfect gif.

Perfect choice of a picture, he looks so fucking evil!

Oh I meant about Mango.

So sad to hear! I’ve been tempted by a few jackets on the website but I hate buying outerwear sight unseen — it can go SO SO WRONG and I’d rather not have the hassle of returns if I can help it.

I feel the stirrings... of an idea for a halloween costume....