I DO THAT WITH THE NERDIST PODCAST. You are not alone. I mean you are 100% alone when you do that, but I'm probably also doing it at the same time, somewhere else, completely alone.
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When people sympathetically nod at me after finding out my husband's demanding career — which frequently requires him to sleep at the hospital — I act like it sucks but really him being away from me isn't the shitty part. ITS THE AWESOME PART that sustains my alone-time sanity. I'm making pancakes for my damn self…
We did this growing up, it was known as "fend for yourself" night and I usually ate cubes of cheese, leftover fried rice, and pickles.
I do this with the fluffy white robe I've had for almost 15 years. It's still.... pretty fluffy. In most parts.
So, I cannot really eat rosemary-heavy things after eating too many rosemary cashews one sad, sad christmas ago. Any suggestions for alternate herb pairings?
gaaaaaaah nightmare time.
My MIL just had a lumpectomy last week. When my husband came in to check on her, the nurses acted like it was fucking Christ walking the earth. My SIL had been there all day, helping her puke into vessels, reassuring her, distracting her. But the second my husband walked in, it was all OH DOCTOR PRESTO CAN WE GET…
Agirlfriend of mine totally got the rug pulled out from under her when she moved in with her BF. Actually, he moved in with her. He let his cleaning lady go (and my friend never knew he even used a cleaning service!) before he made the move. Cut to, like, a month later and their apartment is a total shitshow. He…
When my FIL passed away, the first call I made was to a friends dad — a lawyer specializing I n corporate law. I was calling for a referral and was frankly quite hysterical. He calmed me down, offered to come over and help my MIL through the initial steps to take, etc. After sitting down with her and looking over…
One of my best friends is an interior designer, you would not believe (well, you might, more than anyone, honestly) the insane requests she gets to work for free.
I wonder if Horatio Sanz gave Jimmy pointers on doing Aaron Neville?
A girlfriend of mine had her mother show up to her wedding in a white dress that was fancier than the fucking bridal gown. Her mom had been there for the wedding dress shopping. She's a total narcissist and it was just par for the course.
Snapped them panties right back up, didn't it?
but don't you love the delicious feeling of slipping between two cool smooth sheets?
This. My husband made it to 20 without knowing how to clean a bathroom because it was always his mother or sister who did it. He LIKED to cook so he know how to cook and clean up. He LIKES tidy floors so he was already vacuuming.
Pooh-pooh all you like but my husband didn't know how to clean a bathroom until he was 20. His mother and/or sister cleaned the shared bathroom when he was living at home, and when he moved out, his mom would come and clean occasionally and he would just... let it get disgusting.