I'm assuming sexual maturity at 9-12 months, a gestational period of about 60 days, this is definitely a breeding program that is feasible. I know you can't like train an animal to not be wild.

I know fennec foxes are not pets, but I want one. One million dollhairs to the person that finds a way to domesticate them. I mean those ears... killing me.

I recently re-listened to House on Loon Lake and it still captivated me just as much as it did the first time. And I listen to 24 Hours at The Golden Apple whenever I miss all my old waitress friends, I wish they would just put out a few hours of background diner sounds.

ugh what really kills me about it is she says "mail ch-kuh-kimp?" like she had it for a second there!

I have wanted that life for Brit for a while now Small town dance studio, bungalow with her kids and a pool in the back, normal friends, no paparazzi. Cheese grits with cheetos on top. A pink golf cart to ride around the neighborhood and chitty chat with the neighbors.

He is the shortest so was in the middle of most group shots. At this point (we've been married for 7 years), its more funny than anything.

I had someone do this at our wedding in every. fucking. picture he is in. He ruined all of them! He is just baring his teeth!

I'm from Houston, so obviously Houston, we have a problem.

Yes. There is a certification program put forth by the TABC that basically ensures restaurants are protected and instead servers are responsible for overserving patrons. To put the liability back on the establishment the server must prove the restaurant encouraged overserving (which is quite difficult because no…

Eh the liability cost is a wash, some states (like TX, where I live) have dram shop laws that protect restaurants and instead allow suits to be filed against individual servers.

So what you're saying is my shitmachine could, in fact, be helping out with the rent?

At this point, I'm just viewing the Hobbit films as a vehicle for more Armitage in my life. We don't get enough of him here in the states.

I actually don't think I ever saw that all the way through. All I really remember is the end, when he's like "this car could have saved someone, this painting (or whatever the fuck)" and I think that was actually in history on a sub day?

He may need to get a prostate check up. Seriously. Or at least talk to his MD because it might also be medication-related.

No, ED can be either inability to get or sustain an erection.

eh it's not like a cinematic masterpiece or anything.

DAAANG DUDE have you actively been avoiding those movies?

I haven't seen the Notebook either! ha! And I like both the leads, just the hype when it came out. blech.

I am totally suggesting this for bookclub!

Wait you mean he is finishing or not staying hard?