Scratchy: Ooh, [Drew Magary] is one outrageous dude.

To be fair, TNT employs him in the same capacity (he clearly hates most of the NBA match-ups and knows little if anything about the current sport). I consider the GOP’s approach to acutally governing roughly analogous.

All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are

Clearly you’re not paying attention. They came down hard. That program got a really easy bracket and a #1 seed.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

I’m sure NCAA will deal with this in the fairest way - by revoking the eligibility of every player who retweeted the bracket.

I’m guessing Elway just can’t find his old uniform?

Fuck him...

“This all started when Billy Beane wrote Moneyball!”

Yeah, I understand a certain breed of Cro-Magnon Men think KO-ing the catch is "part of the game" but Posey was not out of position.

We white folks have been using that excuse for a long, long, time. “He’s old and stuck in his ways and things were different back then” we are told over and over.

“Gossage, after all, hurt his team by missing months with a torn thumb ligament after exchanging punches with Yankees teammate Cliff Johnson in the shower.”

In his day, if you had a problem with someone you settled things naked, wet, and soapy in the shower.

Gossage goes after a jew, hispanics, and intellectuals in the same sitting...I wonder who he’s voting for.

Not the first time a Goose has left unwanted shit all over the place

BREAKING: Out of touch old white man, furious with his lack of importance in todays world, lashes out at the current state of the game he used to play, for money.

Today’s kids might not be able to hang, but a Goose Gossage breaking ball can.

HA! Such a ludicrous thing to say. Today’s kids would scare the fucking shit out of almost any pitcher/hitter they faced if we could transport them back to the “golden age”.

To me, this GIF ends the rebuttal from the traditionalists.

For Brady, it’s an immediate raise. He was set to earn $19 million over the next two seasons, but with his new signing bonus, he’ll now get $30 million over that same period.