“I think it was tough for Robert, knowing that there was a guy like Kirk over his shoulder,” Cooley said. “And I think it was tough as well because even in2012 the players bonded a lot with Kirk. He showed a lot of promise in practice, he showed a lot of promise in the preseason games, and I’m sure there was always…

Doctors hate him!

I can only hope you didn’t try MikeEhrmantraut1 through 13 before you settled on your handle

Keith Olbermann Body Slams Trump Through The Core Of The Earth

+1 shipment of HGH to your “wife”

I didn’t really realize how serious it was until it was over, because the doctor told me my skull was—all the muscles, all the ligaments that connect my vertebrae and the cartilage, in between that. So, the cartilage was out, the ligaments torn. And he said, if I were to have stood up then, the weight of my head,…

“Hold this under the backboard.”

Yeah, make all the dumb Forrest Gump jokes you want, but at least he didn’t just stand there and scream “OMAHA!” for an hour.

Is your company hiring?

I didn’t believe Clausen was still in the NFL, but I’ll be damned if he isn’t on the Ravens roster.

I had to turn off ESPN/ESPN2. I turned the office TV over to IFC where we’ve already watched Rocky and we’re watching the final fight in Rocky 2 right now. Much better use of our television.

Hasn’t that been everyday for the past 18 years?

Indeed. It is the day he bares himself and places his rump and balls on the face of America in an attempt to moon Papa John.

He’s telling an obvious truth, but today is National suck-off Peyton Manning day.

Prisco’s go to for defending Peyton being in the NFL in 2015 is Jimmy Clausen in 2010. A guy who never should have been in the NFL, much less pulling in paychecks this year.

More like Asa Canttakechargeswell

All the while, Brian Hoyer will be clueless this is all happening, as even his newspapers get intercepted now.

Listen, I don’t know what titty hard-on has to do with this, but 8th grade me is intrigued — carry on.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

I think LeBron’s twitter feed is a passive aggressive inspirational quote bot that’s become sentient.