Fuck. Just, fuck. God dammit. This guy captures brilliantly why Trump is the likely Republican nominee.

wow, that chick was hot. oh yeah, the dog was impressive.

Maybe they won’t notice the severed brake line.

Moments before the crash:

I hope you die in two of every fire.

Hey hey hey. I don’t like the arc of this story. New Athletic Director Noah Whitman couldn’t even wait 40 days and 40 nights to measure Cubit’s development. Not a great way for the program to stay afloat.

“Personally, I love the ass-backwards hiring process in college sports!”

Bad news for the car owner. Unless your insurance provider is dyslexic, your policy rarely covers “Acts of Dog.”

I still refuse to believe that Trump’s candidacy isn’t a comedy skit that Andy Kaufman wishes he could have done

Plus-one-you-just-made-me-laugh

I, for one, cannot wait for the next step in his career: to be fired as head coach by the Cleveland Browns in three years.

Sor-ry-but-it’s-Na-tion-wide.

Please no State Farm jingle jooookes

Just rub our faces in that Woody.

It’s amazing to watch ESPN’s clusterfuck-ery seep its way into all aspects of the company. It really is as if Skip Bayless and Stephen Smith have metastasized, and are spreading through the company’s bloodstream.

Sean Payton: Do we get paid extra for Hard Knocks?

Is there any team that would be more interesting than the Bears for Hard Knocks? Would love to see everybody talk shit about Cutler behind his back

Think of the ratings of a show where analysts said what they really thought and acted like the asshole a lot of them really are. Like really.

“Say what you want to about Tony LaRussa . . .”