That would not be under six feet.

And Leon's getting larger.

I thought the S meant you were plural.

Well, he did also invent a line of popular sofa-beds…

He got de-kachoo'd.

And when you grab the Fire sauce packet in one fist, use your teeth to rip it open, point the now-frayed end at her and squeeze it so the liquid within shoots into her pasty, grinning face, what does she say then?

You be illin'.

Purple man? Grimace?

The man had blood and special sauce on his hands.

They do. It's a little jingle called "Screaming Incessantly."

Just for that, I'm going to lobby for the revocation of your chancellorship. And when I succeed, we'll see how brazen your food opinions are, UndersecretaryPuddinghead!

The synergy here…it's too…perfect…

Thanks.

You're not the first person I've heard say something like that. I just…I dunno man. It feels gross and uncomfortable to me.

Wishing deep suffering on someone else isn't really my bag either. I'm a pretty huge cream puff when you get right down to it.

If you stop reading the headline at the third word, the article becomes sorta hopeful!

Is this a criticism of his shoes, or a rave for his cock ring?

There had better be, because my ass is REALLY basic.

Her style's been constantly evolving. It had to, really. If you find her earliest internet-published stuff, you can see that she was essentially copying Jhonen Vasquez when she first started out. Ed, Edd & Eddy influenced her style into a more muscled and fleshy direction. Then early cartoon-style joined the mix by…

Might as well be. She wrote it about ten years ago. Maybe more.