Yeah, okay, I did the bad thing and skipped ahead a few episodes. But I'm still watching these as they air, because they're SO good. Peridot's never been more adorable than in this episode, and I really enjoy the direction Lapis' character goes (moreso than Eric, it seems).

Best of luck on THAT, Pearlvangelist. (Or should I say…Earlvangelist?)

"In an east end pub where I read tarot cards" sounds like a line from One Night in Bangkok.

I'm sure they did, as well as Dailymotion. But I get mine directly from a kind fellow who grabbed them as they aired in France.

I sexually identify myself every morning in the shower.

You've made it down to the H's already? Man, your god is terse!

Why would that not also be fun and games?

Gone Girl Wild

Sadie figures into the episode released yesterday, so you'll be seeing her in a few weeks time (without Lars). I miss seeing Connie too, but she's far too important a character to be absent much longer.

Today's final "Internet Scrounged" episode of Steven Universe (the last one of this month's In Too Deep event) was the most minor of the bunch. A bit of an anticlimax, even though it was a fun episode with a lot of funny touches. The next two episodes are still two of the best the show has to offer. It'll be fun to…

Her next attempt to understand jokes will consist of watching Comedy Central's Jeff Foxworthy specials.

I have a feeling that Lapis' imprisonment in the mirror and whatever effect it had on her psyche is a big part of why she's able to fight Jasper for control of Malachite for so long.

Lapisband? Is that some type of gastric bypass technique?

He works at a poison control center, so…

If your ejaculate doesn't look like hair spray, you're doing it wrong.

Just go to YouTube and watch the tampon-buying clip. It's there, and it's all you ever need to see.

Hush! Stand and smile politely while you're being addressed by royalty!

One for each?

You should see the way Jesus makes Miss Muffet react.

Well, I just came.