If that's true, why haven't I seen huge crowds of Scotsmen protesting outside McDonald's?

So you're saying you've got the KFC/Taco Bell, and you've got the Taco Bell. Therefore, you've got the Combination KFC/Taco Bell and Taco Bell?

"God Only Knows," perhaps?

Sizzle!!

Right, this was the Tonight Show era when Jay Leno's face was a mathematically perfect concave curved surface.

By Sarah Silverman?

3 seconds if you're purchasing them for the inevitable Twin Cities area show.

DENTAL PLAN!

Way ahead of ya.

As that old joke says, "how do you get to Carnegie Hall? Pick up a guitar with your asshole!"

I guess the death of Prince affected headlines for all kinds of performers…

I like your icon. It really puts the "no" in "neo-nazi."

"I…have a pretty good…cancer." —Frosstbyte

I have a feeling that, with the right kid and the right parents of that kid, Reynolds would still be saying dirty things to a 13 year old regardless of what the kid suffered from. That just seems to be the kind of douchebag Reynolds is (and I mean that affectionately).

Obviously they're completely different properties, but there's a ton of lore-work spelled out in the Adventure Time and Steven Universe comic series too, and they're expressly non-canon. So who the hell even knows.

The Robin Hood episode was close to, if not the, pinnacle of absurdity and humor that the series achieved. I was so enamored of it that I eventually typed up the whole thing on an old electric typewriter. THAT'S HOW OLD I AM.

Unpopular opinion alert: when Count Duckula got his own series, they changed/eliminated everything amusing about the character.

The theme was slightly different during the end credits, where they added a couple of lines:

My gosh, those song titles. I love how Rob Zombie picked up the ball that Sufjan Stevens dropped and just ran with it.

As his eyes lost focus and he crossed over into the blinding light of the next world, he was heard to mutter, "but wait…there's more!"