Not her O scar?

I bought whichever CD of his features the uncut version of that special, and man he REALLY fought to win that audience. The editing for the CC version excludes a lot more of those long, befuddled stretches of silence after his punchlines. (I believe it's part of the reason he was sitting on the steps toward the end.)…

Yes, my friends and I enjoy marijuana as well.

"Tithe!…Tithe!…"

Please tell me they were both the same piece of furniture.

They seemed to be having a good time in this clip. Maybe some songs just don't become a "chore" because they're so damn fun. If so, I can see how this'd be one.

I like to think I'd be content to just be a major comedic figure and network late-night talk show host. But we'll never know for sure until it happens.

Well, I'm in the industry. I sell percussion and percussion accessories.

It's a perfectly legit percussion instrument. Don't just brush it off.

I think Fallon's show is really a supernatural thriller taking place in a world where celebrities, newsmakers, and musicians all suddenly disappear and are transported to this one goofy guy's college dorm rec-room for 60 minutes.

I'm sort of disheartened by Colbert's excitement to insert himself into the musical performances on his show. Back on the Report, it made sense if it happened, because he was playing a megalomaniac. But here it's just distracting, and a little embarrassing. Am I the only one who thinks this way? I dunno. Maybe I am.…

That lying, philandering hunk of plastic was NEVER my buddy.

So, "no," in other words.

I'm really kind of digging the conversation between you two guys. What other aspect of Chicago life could you discuss?

Just goofin' on your grammatical redundancy.

Yes, their career has reached that part of their career where they've reached this part of their career.

"Not always a bad thing" sounds like the biggest rationalization of acting like an asshole that I've ever heard. I appreciate you trying to take my comments at face value and respond to them with honesty. But if it really just comes down to "I want to be a jerk, so I'm gonna be a jerk to these people, end of story,"…

You said it yourself: the furries you saw mainly came to you through the Portal of Evil website. That place was pretty much designed to skew toward the most ridiculous samples of human experience, and it seems like you're still working with the assumption that it represents the near-universal life condition of all…

The A.V. Club

I've never once taken the position that you shouldn't feel exclusive towards a group of people. I've never said that it's inherently inhuman or objectively bad to see people as part of what you call "outgroups." You spend a lot of time defending the idea that there's a human/positive function to the way we see some…