I remember feeling this way a few years back, when they cancelled 30 Rock after one season. Thank god we had Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip to fall back on.

I get not liking his stand-up, I'm just taken aback at how much seeming-hostility you express in the comments here. Could be I'm misreading and you're just being darkly funny about it. And since you obviously hold MST3K near and dear to you, perhaps his being the new host feels like a slap in the face to you. I dunno.…

The Mike episodes I've seen were all a blast during the movies, although it didn't seem consistently stronger than the Joel-era riffing. The skits were a real let-down. Also, for some reason, the Motion Picture really didn't work for me. I'll have to revisit it sometime.

Oooh…Schindler denied entry by Jesus Himself. That's gotta hurt.

That's why I love Patton. He has the quick wit and humor to save a sinking-and-also-on-fire ship, and he has the love of this show's legacy to gratefully go above and beyond when he's needed.

Eegah, The Day the Earth Froze, Tormented, Attack of the (the) Eye Creatures, and War of the Colossal Beast (mostly for Mr. B Natural).

Did Jonah punch you in the face when you were a child or something?

Since we're talking about satellites, wouldn't it need to be kept aloft, not afloat? Whatever, so very thrilled at this outcome. Especially since (once again), that telethon was a hellish landscape of technical snafus.

I don't care how specialized a coffee snob you are, if you're shitting on your Keurig, you're not following the instructions properly.

Suits me fine!

Yeah, the telethon was a huuuge mess. But it still did what it set out to do, and Patton Oswalt almost single-handedly rescued it.

Not to mention Kraft singles.

True, but very much unlike two bucks more.

$62,076 more on Kickstarter, to be exact.

He's divorced and he's on the wagon for a year? I knew I should've kept up with his newsletter.

I'm sorta glad he pulled away from TNFNS. I'll never forgive that show for foisting national awareness upon the living frosted-tip that is Guy Fieri.

They have a lot of respect for one another. Whenever Bourdain delivers scorn onto the Food Network "personalities," Alton is one of the few that he praises.

A hampress is just a female hamper, right?

That must make for lots of interesting conversations with TSA.

You could've just stopped at "In defense of the Vegetti, I was recently very drunk."