Actually, that was you misinterpreting the subject of my comment. I explained it above, but you seem to have missed it. When I said "I knew that going in," it was in response to Timothy Foley saying "nothing you say is worth taking seriously now." It was a self-deprecating joke. Yet you took it as an insult against…

Sorry, I'm reverse-Canadian.

Your questions to me were "should I treat you as a person who can't properly read?" and "Seriously, do you have a reading problem?"

How many seasons does the AV Club Commentariat generally agree on when we discuss the "golden age" of The Simpsons?

It's funny considering how offended you got by the "false dichotomy" where two parts of a question insinuated something about your mindset you didn't agree with.

The only part of his comment I agreed with was "nothing [I] ever say is worth taking seriously now."

The context was you responding to my "I knew that going in" comment. You're just making yourself look like a hypersensitive guy.

Dude, if you'll reread what I just typed, you'll see that I was talking shit about myself there. Take a deep breath and don't be so eager to get upset at folks.

Agreed about not needing more episodes just for the sake of more episodes. We call that "falling prey to Spongebob Syndrome."

Somehow I think you care more than you let on, since you keep reiterating your displeasure.

Well, I already knew that going in.

(he can be two things?)

Maybe you could've responded to his question by saying "neither" and then explain your actual position, rather than getting offended.

In a word and a chortle, "no-ho-ho-hoooo."

Not to give anything away, but just hang on for another 22 hours or so.

I had a better reaction to this episode than Oliver had, but it certainly felt odd to go back into the Adventure Time pacing after so many months away (and so many viewings of SU, which has its own very masterful rhythms). I think, though, the review attributes certain suggestions and meanings to the "underlying…

But the original comic book series the strip grew out of was named "Albert the Alligator and Pogo Possum," and then was changed to simply "Pogo Possum." Without any apostrophe.

Hey hey. Guinea pigs are a fine, sweet, cuddly option for the small-mammal-craving individual. Prolific poopers, but one can always adjust.

There isn't much you can do if the wild animal (safely and spontaneously) forces its way into your life.

The taco is pretty charming too.