Two old indie comic books titled Dreams of a Dog. Written and drawn by someone called Paul Ollswang, who I know pretty much nothing else about. Wish I still had them, though, they were beautiful.

Y'know, the Crewniverse are just canny and clever enough to make a passing reference to the trucks in a future episode. I wouldn't be surprised by a fleeting visual reference to them, like Walter White's pants in "Ozymandias."

…I came rainbows.

That would be 50 Shades of Pearl, wouldn't it?

Considering her head is already semi-Funko-tized, a Peridot figurine without limb enhancers is probably going to be super adorable.

The infatuation was instantaneous, true. But Greg still had to win Rose over, and it wasn't through the typical romantic/comedic huge-demonstration-of-devotion-that-leads-to-creepy-acts sort of thing. He wooed her. Hung out with her. Dated her, for lack of a better term.

In case you're ready for some REAL creep factor stuff, 4chan recently launched its own "Western-style Adult Cartoon" board.

You're worried there'll be creepy-ass fan art now?

I think if Garnet ever really DID say "shit" it wouldn't be that much of a shock.

No no, please…say some more.

(and a little secks-ayy)

"Any Steven Universe fan"?? Why…that's ME!

My copy is in the mail, along with The Enchiridion/Marcy's Super Secret Scrapbook. Monday is going to be a day of serious scholarship.

Honestly, I can't get over how gorgeous the animation was in this episode, from the facial expressions to the kinetic distinction between Pearl and Peridot's robots. Steven's physicality is getting more flexible and creative in expressing his joyous wonder, and I simply love the license the animators and 'boarders are…

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There's no doubt in my mind that the three you name are absolutely in the top ten (if not top five) best/funniest comedies in the history of the movies. I mean, you can basically start and end the "101" part of this article with the line "If you are watching a Mel Brooks movie with Gene Wilder, you are watching one of…

Thanks for answering so many questions nobody asked you.

Counterpoint: Fly fucking.

"The Deathbird" was the Ellison story that did it for/to me.

Anthem fast-forwarded me through the Objectivism understanding spectrum like a 60's sci-fi movie astronaut through a time tunnel. The immediate use of third-person was jarring enough to be fascinating, and the explanation for some of the ideas and social structures it posited made me think "wow, this here is one…