Magnificent.

See, that sounds outdated and stilted, but it's really just good business. The more crazy words the student is forced to look up, the more wear and tear the dictionary endures. In about two months, it's time to order a replacement dictionary! Cha-ching!

…and we never will, with that attitude.

If you adjuncts have daddy issues, of course it does.

If that truck driver scene didn't end with a raping, it was probably ghost-written.

Seeing the words "denim" and "harem" side by side is strangely weird.

A "Flamboozle."

You'd stop watching six minutes before putting it in the Blu-Ray player.

Admit it, you just have lots of mental images of guys eating it raw.

Maybe it's your fillings.

So what you're saying is, don't date Johnette Napolitano unless you have a titanium liver.

Which lead to the landmark copyright court case of "Kramer Vs Kramer" V. "Jaws Vs Aliens Vs Predator".

I know I harp on this a little too often, but I have to wonder: is this show going to wind up having the best ratio of excellent episodes to fair/poor episodes in the history of television? I mean, being a stickler(Meeseeks), I can only really point to two or three episodes that felt dragged down by the weight of the…

Mah man!

"Wheel in the Sky" familiarized me with the theory that all Journey hits would be improved if they were arranged to be country/western songs. Even "Don't Stop Believin'" would be more tolerable.

Moxie is a national treasure, and I'll hear no disparaging words against it.

Only four? Loko!

Jesus! I mean, I hate wearing ties as much as the next guy, but four-hundred thousand?!

So it's more of a few-follicles-of-hair-falling-out star.

I'm going to assume you spelled "sum" like "cum" on purpose.