Cool Hansel, Luke.

Hmm…and how many writers does the AV Club employ?

Ex-Cheers stars enjoying a meal of microwaved Chef Boyardee pasta.

As long as they're slathered in butter, I don't care where your nipples point.

Could've just been the "he scores" half, I'm sure.

Please, anyone with that image for a Disqus icon wouldn't do any of that stuff "randomly."

Really reaching for the obscure past reference here: does Aaron Sorkin have to worry about Casey McCall's one-time love interest, Pixley?

Man, fuck this movie and the people behind it. Fuck them all so hard.

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Angels and Insects. Seeing that erect penis in a mainstream movie was a bigger shock to me than the plot-twist reveal of the scene it figured into.

It's completely incongruous, but having Earl Sweatshirt perform to a comedy show bus as it rolls down the street seems like it could be a little bit genius.

I had no idea you were a stove inventor.

Figured I'd see Violent Femmes' "Old Mother Reagan," but no….

I know there's an answer.

"All About the Bass" wasn't envelope-pushing enough for you?

Wouldn't that be "nodding ziti" rather than "baked ziti"?

While I have no problem with folks who feel this way, I worry that any time a "Rolling Stones were the greatest band" sub-thread gets started on the AV Club, it'll re-summon that hysterically misguided former commenter "sconn" who'll denigrate anything the Beatles did, then go on to yell about how Art Spiegelman…

Triangular Folded Notebook Paper Football Field Goal Grade-School Lunchtime Game: The Movie

I'd heard that those backup singers were actually working as servers at a drinks lounge.

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