Every sixth spoonful, the pint container asks you if you're still eating Netflix ice cream.

Xenomorph-Americans is also the preferred nomenclature for Cavity Creeps.

When Godwins, we all lose.

Alfa Romeos aren't tournament-legal without card sleeves. (M:TG Humor!)

I didn't know Segel was in Braveheart!

If you can find him.

Infinite Jest will always be my personal fave, but I have a real soft spot for some of the stories in Girl with Curious Hair too. Especially "Late Night" which was a really incisive take on the weird ironic position that David Letterman took at a certain time during his early career. Plus, it pivots into something…

I'll be sure not to make that mistake again.

I got in on MTG really early (just before Unlimited was released), and stuck around it for a good long while. I was never that great a player, but I was incredible at making trades. Every month, I'd have someone tell me "man, you really ripped that guy off" at least two times. And there were more than a few times when…

Exactly! Which is why I no longer play gin rummy.

Yeah, never in my life thought I'd make use of a "squelch" option so much.

I'm happy for you and your brother-wife. I don't judge.

A simple "yes" would've sufficed.

And did they eviscerate Welsh's work and perceived-followers similarly? In yet another escalation of the I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I slapfight spawned by folks who figure out how to brandish the label "hipster" as a pejorative?

That's not how I remember the comic strip at all.

Did this writer get cut off by DFW in traffic or something? Jesus.

And such small portions, too.

It continues to prove my theory: Repurposed Garfield Strips are your Best Internet Entertainment Value!

How Odieous.

Furthermore,