Ninjago?

I heard it's got something to do with the runtime of the cartoon and the time needed to air as many commercials as CN-USA wants, but I don't have verification for that.

Shut your whole pie.

I just love it when legendary missing/unseen media gets found. Like when they finally released the "Rude Removal" episode of Dexter's Laboratory, or when that old Sesame Street animation about Crack Master finally turned up.

Filet mignon gate.

The Gallows II: Knocking Maggie Smith

Yeah, but you suggest they/someone didn't move to do anything about it. I'm saying maybe they tried like hell. Probably it was something along that theoretical spectrum.

Woman's Got to Have It remains my favorite of theirs. And I have a big, huge soft spot for Hold On it Hurts too.

They're a very odd group, to be sure. Their earliest work is more informed by straight-up Brit-punk, with a heavy dose of clever-pop along with it. Woman's Gotta Have It is all over the map in really pleasant and surprising ways. From there their stuff seems more weed-drenched and hazy, but still clever and poppish,…

Fatboy Slim was more responsible for that other-tempo'd version than Cornershop was.

Aside from the near-universal disdain of the site design, we really don't have any evidence of what may or may not have been at the core of the issues that doomed the site. For all we know, Pitchfork tried like hell to right the ship.

Did Alex McCown get a bonus for every tennis reference he employed as a metaphor in this article?

This has to be the weirdest Siblings Week article yet.

YOU don't know what satire is, and so is my wife!

The Hall of I-Spy Co-Stars is going to seem so much emptier now.

It's why we're here!

The Spock Spoiler was another hairstyle option Mr. Hendren had at his disposal.

Looks like CN put up a few cute short toons on their website today, in case you need a fix. Here are the links to the Steven Universe and Adventure Time shorts:

So, you're laughing out loud loud loud loud loud loud loud. Interesting.

Shouldn't that be voice-over lords?