That’s what they all said but they won’t be laughing when the Nigerian prince pays me back.

Taking people’s money for invisible, intangible rewards appears to be a pretty lucrative business proposition.

But the church can still promise salvation and pass around the collection plate right?

To the women and men in the entertainment industry who know exactly whom and what I am talking about, I say be brave.”

They’re not going to suspend Lebron if his neighbor says he backed over the neighbor’s irrigation system or whatever

All players should be encased in bubble wrap for the entirety of playoffs. Not allowed to leave the house or use the kitchen.

Who said you did? But if the leagues going to suspend players for being the subject of civil lawsuits, then that’s giving everyone a license to blackmail nba players.

Houston is currently ranked higher than any Big 12 school. They had a 13-1 season last year, and they’re 19-2 under Tom Herman. They beat the ‘power team’ in the conference (OU) opening day. Meanwhile, UT will be lucky to break 500 this year.

“The LAPD is currently conducting a criminal investigation of the Rose incident, which occurred in 2013.”

Then the league would apologize for its mistake but it’s not like they can un-suspend him from games he’s already missed.

Even if they do take back the Senate they’ll have to end filibusters which will come back to bite them hard in 2018 when democrats inevitably fail to show up for mid-terms again.

This is contrasted to the cases of NBAers Jeffery Taylor and Darren Collison, who were suspended 24 and eight games, respectively, by the league after pleading guilty to misdemeanor offenses.

Guess you missed the news today. The GOP will continue blocking Supreme Court nominees until the GOP gets a president elected to pick, or until we’re down to 6 justices which is the constitutionally required minimum.

Cartels are bad, mmkay?

It’s weird how those things you think are manufactured are considered serious issues by most of the country.

Proof that Golden Retrievers are the most Caucasian of dogs.

It is factually true for anyone who reads more than just Jezebel. Hillary is the least popular candidate in the history of the democratic party. And if it weren’t for Donald Trump she would literally be the most disliked major party nominee in US history.

H2s are all show.

A few more years under Charlie Strong and Texas will be begging Baylor to let them stay in their conference. It’s been 7 years since Texas had a relevant team.

This is also the first time they’ve lost millions of viewers and were getting pressure from their parent company to stop losing money.