The whole whole thing was odd. 

Everyone’s progressive until they get paid.

Speed? The union will put a stop to that. 

You’re fun. 

ProTip: If you don’t intentionally do drugs, you won’t die of an “accidental” overdose.

I miss the porn stars. And Eric the Actor. 

Wait, to be clear: no GMO’s right??? 

You’re about my age, right? I’m 52. Did you grow up playing cops & robbers in your neighborhood? We played all the time. The cap guns were realistic, we ran through neighbors yards. Nobody cared.

Oh, me too. I have photos and videos from high school (I had a VHS-C camera). I still have the tapes, but no way to play them. Which is probably good....

I grew up in the 70's (born ‘71) and I remember seeing these kids around my neighborhood. 70's and 80's were just an awesome, awesome time period to grow up in.

Everybody Wants Some! was a great movie. 

WHATEVER. IT. TAKES.

Different strokes for different folks amirite Lauren baby?

In other news: Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Curly Howard have all retained counsel and filed suit against each other for alleged on-set physical abuse, dating back to 1940's A Plumbing We Will Go through 1953's Hold That Lion!

100% impossible to invade the US via borders in any meaningful way, sorry bruv. You’re not living in Invasion USA, Chuck Norris.  

Because Mounties can’t aim for shit. 

Who cares. Sheesh. 

AVClub has gone all-in on the Righteous Grievance schtick, huh. Remember when it used to be about actual TV/film/music subjects?

Yeah, I don’t get the free pass weed is given. 

Which ones are the tasty ones?