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K.I.T.T. ! Give me all you’ve got!

I don’t usually give a shit about nepo baby pearl clutching. However- this father/son NBA combination, one of which who has no business being on an NBA floor in capacity as a player (you have to guess which one) makes me say, “Ok. Nepo baby.”

Which charging standard does it use?

Now, the inquiry has unearthed some quotes from Rush that have aged about as well as Ross from “Friends.”

That is some story. Crazy. 

In Chechnya, Cybertruck ride you!

Excellent

CLEAR!

Trauma porn is real Maurice. And until everyone else gets tired of it, we’re stuck with it. Ugh. 

OUTLANDER! WE HAVE YOUR WOMAN!

Too bad, Jack-o. The internet does not give free passes to any nepo babies. Consider yourself canceled, bub.

Ah, you were good until the boomers dig.

Scrotum Vale

Yeah, yeah. Cry me a river. When my kids were younger, driving in the car when the New Pornographers come up on the SirusXM radio was something for sure, and those blokes never backed down.

Translucent tablecloth is all the rage for Summer ‘24 fashionistas. 

OK?

Uh, no one likes Times Square Elmo. Or any of those creeper characters for that matter.

You may now have Australia, Nilus.

She’s on the train to Pound Town.

Cue the classic Ratner “Big Book of Asses” Photo.