RIGHT??? “What is black? What are parents? How do we even know we’re awake? That life is not an illusion? To be? Or not to be? To eat the cookies and the pie? To sleep, to die, to cry? To type, too ripe?” Fucking incoherent lying sack of lies.

Because she’s a lying sack of shit blackface weirdo?

Yo, I’m still going to watch the Women’s World Cup and cheer for the USWNT, and I do agree that there’s a distinction between intimate-partner abuse and family abuse, but this still kind of seems like some bullshit. I’m just not sure you can (rightly) be so critical of the system in the one case for doing exactly what…

So domestic abuse doesn’t count if the victim is bigger than you? Got it.

Rather than write a column about how we should give our piece of shit female athletes a pass like some male athletes have gotten, wouldn’t it be better to write a column about how we should stop excusing shitty anti-social behavior because someone is good with a ball? You know, as opposed to this piece trying to paint…

In Gawker/Deadspin’s eyes, the only people who can truly do damage to society and be held responsible for their actions are white men. Seriously, I would like to know how it feels to wake up and dig for different reasons to be a victim every morning. It seems exahusting.

Is handing me something from behind a counter really a tippable service?

It’s not politically incorrect to say he’s a marginal pro football player. But your colors show through pretty clearly when you seem to have such an extreme need to point it out.

Maybe they moved him to linebacker, and when he asked which one, they confused him by saying, “Play the Will, Mike Sam.”

That racism wasn’t aimed towards you, though. It was aimed towards visibly ethnic Hispanics (I am one of those) that have it infinitely worse than you ever will.

It’s Lebron, obviously. Iguodala’s not happy with the constant forearm checks he takes guarding him in the post, or LeBron’s usual theatrics.

Every Warriors player should start checking his forearms for bloody, gushing wounds after every play, like LeBron does.

Starred because you’re obviously a real man.

Congrats. I would have and maybe this whole mess wouldn’t have happened.