Simmer down, Urban.

That's too bad. He was only two more sessions away from completing his complimentary tattoo.

On a related note, can someone recommend a nice razor for 'sensitive' body areas?

On a related note, can someone recommend a nice razor for 'sensitive' body areas?

Dear god, when will these lame "what does [famous athlete] think about this" ESPN jokes stop? We get it, they're starfuckers. Find another news source, or at least save these for ESPN's comment section

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

Fair point, paleskin.

On this list of things, is "How Skinny Lebron Is" above or below "grammar"?

Hey KC, nice gesture and all, but kind of a dick move making fun of his English with that shirt.

This is deeply insulting to Street Sense, which I'd much rather read that the Times.

Shut the fuck up, paleface.

hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…

I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING TEAM I HATE THIS FUCKING OWNER AND ALL OF HIS STUPID ASS STOOGES WHY MY PARENTS DECIDED TO MOVE, MEET, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAVE AND RAISE CHILDREN AND HAVE THOSE CHILDREN BECOME FANS OF THIS FUCKING TEAM I WILL NEVER KNOW

Dear Lord please let David Ortiz be one of the names. I will personally donate an entire year's salary to The St. Jude's Childrens Hospital if this happens.

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.