presidentobomanu
President Obomanu
presidentobomanu

So your point is...they're all black?

I thought NASCAR fans were exactly the kind to oppose tread on them.

Yeah, you'd have to say the runners lost "their" medals. Agreed on the soccer grammar issues as well.

He willed his cancer to be more aggressive just to spite the NBA.

Got any figures to support that assertion?

Sweet burner name. A little mad that you went to Landon and you weren't even good at lacrosse?

Then why wouldn't he say how many 8th graders had been held back at some point? It's all about athletics at Mater Dei.

By Virginia, you mean everywhere.

"Set your DVD, tweeter your Facebook, and load up that eBay for game 6 folks!"

She's probably just trying to even things out in the NBA these days, you know, being ashamed to be seen with a white guy.

"That better not be my girlfriend sitting courtside with those whiteys"

I don't like the comparisons here. Sportswriters were asked to make binary predictions, while Vegas' predictions are probabilistic. So it makes the difference seem much stronger than it actually is.

Yeah, I did.

Ghosts have a strong opinion on this subject, huh?

WHY ARE YOU BANNED FROM TWITTER DARREN ROVELL?!

Ernie's black brother.

I think he's actually too busy being retired and not being the commissioner of the NBA anymore.

You gain an advantage by not being out the money that other people paid.

One day late. Missed it by THAT much, Barry.

Well this dipshit spouting off the entirety of his football knowledge looks like, well, a dipshit, after looking at the video in Spanish above showing a man running down the stairs before running across the stadium.