presidentobomanu
President Obomanu
presidentobomanu

THE University of Ohio State

What a nice, polite kid.

I bet I can punt a football farther than him though.

Remember it vividly because I was shocked there was a black guy who was into hockey enough to get seats right on the boards.

Yikes. Good thing you're not wasting your good stuff on a post with no recs.

I tried to copy and paste from the original article in order to point out a grammar issue and the tweet showed up instead of the hyperlink, dipshit. It has since been edited.

"and once jokingly asked for the cat back"?

Yes, Jameis Winston.That's exactly who you want to tie your self righteous wagon to.

Guarantee it happened. I've heard multiple people independently corroborate the story. The only question is the exact wording of his statement.

I'm not following here.

Not wearing a leather jacket? Clearly photoshopped.

How the F is this the highlighted comment? Goddamn Kinja.

Looks more like a 'Sad Hat'...AMIRITE??

Because the market value for their services is not determined by the success of their own employer. That's like saying no one in the government should be paid since we're running a deficit.

Oh. Less interesting than I thought. I thought you were implying you were the third jumper.

Elaborate...

"As Editor-in-Chief of Deadpsin, I assume you have built up a respectable pedigree in your field and have the highest standards."

Colleges and athletic departments losing money do not make athletes any more underpaid, and do not make the NCAA any less of a cartel.

If we're listing lectures on our resumes now, my mom's has got to be like 20 pages longer than this.

I thought this was a panda doing the Dougie? Or whatever music someone decides to set it to.