As a medical professional, I can confirm that kidney transplants do fall out after three weeks. They are essentially the same thing as eyelash extensions.

She’s a gold-digger so one could say they're lifestyle-saving.

That’s amazing. When I had lash extensions (which I looooved) and people complimented them, I would proudly proclaim “THANKS! THEY’RE FAKE!!”

I should have, but I just carefully backed out of the room and have kept a cautious distance from Ms. Crazy Lashes ever since.

Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

There is never a bad time for a Dan thread!

oh let’s have a Dan thread.

So... Dan Egan?

My idiot friend lied about.smoking lot on the IR detector test,f or a job that was being served to him on a silver platter.

Weirdly, I was just thinking about 99 Problems yesterday and couldn’t help but put the ‘pull over’ part in perspective with what we’re seeing now.

EDIT: I was going to disagree until I saw “and they don’t say why”.

That's frightening... Based on my experience, they've become bouncers or mall cops? I used to love going down for holidays, but I'm getting less sure about that all the time.

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

I am totally channeling Mr. Burn’s tent fingers of evil waiting for this bubble to burst.

Thank you. It’s been hard. It helped knowing you all were here to support and listen to me.

Better. I'm working on my novel and edited over 10,000 words. I've been swimming and getting better at it. The grief is still there and will be for awhile.

Old money is bad, new money is worse, but new money from tech/Silicon Valley is the ABSOLUTE worst because they're mostly all chauvinist, misogyinist socially inept nerds who never thought they would be anything in life, and then they make some app

fuck California. seriously. I left for a reason. I am so damn tired of hearing how great it is and what a liberal utopia it is when a shitty little crap box is 2 grand and more. I’ll take my boring midwestern city and my 700 dollar two bedroom, thanks.

The rent controlled apartments cost $2,000 a month! Ouch. The median household income is $80,090. I can’t imagine paying 2k in rent on $64k/yr.