“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Audrey Hepburn is 2 words.

Never forget Kwanzaa Cake.

And was engaged to Alanis Morissette. I still root for that sometimes.

Does anyone else find it...suspicious that though there were non-white people at Taylor’s party, none of them were included in the #squad shot?

Also low-fat salad dressings and “mayonnaise.” WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

FUCK ALL LOW FAT DAIRY!!

They are serious musicians. Their work may not be to everyone’s taste, but that they really know what they’re about cannot be denied.

It’s definitely something that has existed in the past. I had one when I was a little kid, and I thought it was the BEST THING EVER. (Note: I was a little kid in 1976. EVERYTHING had a flag on it.)

I know that I could be making more dough elsewhere, but the company culture at my job is so accommodating and kind, that it’s not worth it when my work life balance is so good.

You’ve been very lucky with your bosses if this doesn’t ring true to you.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

Yeah, but can you see California actually successfully mobilizing any of those resources? Once they have their third counter-counter-referendum to decide whether their defense forces should be warned that ther high-tech exoskeletons are only bullet resistant, and not actually bullet proof, Nevada would have had their…

The beer regulations at grocery stores like Giant Eagle are insane. You have to buy the beer in a specific, separate beer section and can’t just buy it with your other groceries. Not knowing this, while in Pittsburgh for a game, I picked up a 12 pack and then went on buying other tailgate items. I then found out that…

Ok, “that person”

I appreciate your props, but on Diaz articles that bar is pretty low.

That knife isn’t designed for killing people, it’s designed to be sold to people who think having LOTR swords and Klingon Bat’leths (yeah I know what they’re called!) on their bedroom walls is a cool, edgy (pun!) hobby.

My Gus cat is a feminist. I can tell by the adoring way he looks at me. Just heart eyes all the time.

I always hoped we would find you!

Yes, but since this one has clearly been approved by the Comi-Con Convention, Geneva gets over ruled.